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Boo To MeWebHost

February 15th, 2008 No Comments »

This is a broadside shot at MeWebHost.com who have just deleted my PayPal directory from their servers. It provided a directory of thousands of merchants that accepted PayPal in virtually every category available.

There was no warning sign, just an email landed in my inbox saying “your site is using too many resources and has been deleted under our terms and conditions”. And nothing else, no chance to contest their claims, not even a chance to make a backup - just gone.

The most annoying thing (aside from losing all the data) is that the site was raking in over $400 a month - and anyone that owns a directory knows that that is a phenomenal amount!

So thanks MeWebHost, you’ve just screwed up a nice little earner for me!

Mosquito Bite Count: 4 - the little buggers have returned! 

 

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Is It Just Me?

October 10th, 2007 1 Comment »

The question I want to know the answer for is, is it just me, or is there no ready made off the shelf software that does exactly what you want?

The reason for asking it is because when ever I start to build a new site I find that I become frustrated and worked up by not being able to find the perfect bit of software (free or paid) to do exactly what I need.

Take for example a new website I’m working on. It’s called The List Building Project. The aim of it is to try and build a list of 100,000 subscribers as quickly as possible and let the members see exactly how I want to do it.

The requirements of the site are as follows:

      1. Need to be able to easily post updates to the site
      2. The updates need to be in a members only area which needs authenticated access because it also contains downloads
      3. Members need to be able to refer new members using a kind of tell-a-friend form
      4. We need to track how many members a user has signed up
      5. If a member has referred X number of people, we give them a prize
      6. Each week we’d like to offer new competitions with new prizes if the user signs up X number of people during that week

I would be posting updates on a private members only blog. The blog of choice was of course Wordpress. Does Wordpress do what I want? Of course not, I can’t make it private and viewable by members only. Is there any other software that can do what Wordpress does and be accessible to members only? No, not what I could find. So that’s the first bit of software that doesn’t do what I want.

To solve the private membership problem, I turned to a bit of software called Butterfly Marketing Script. An outrageously priced $997 bit of software that is fairly decent. It could track referrals, signup members, give users a referral link. But alas, it wouldn’t work with Wordpress because it couldn’t make it private. So there’s another bit of software that can be struck off.

Next port of call was some software called Amember which has a cool Wordpress plugin that allows you to make your Wordpress blog completely private to members only. It also has an affiliate feature that allows you to signup members and earn commission. Almost perfect, but what’s the big problem? It doesn’t tell a user how many referrals they have or in the admin area you can’t find the top referrers. Are you seeing a pattern here? Third bit of software that doesn’t do exactly what I want.

My next port of call was some software called Viral Friends Generator. From the sales page it looked like the perfect solution. A user can send a link from a form to signup their friends and if they refer X number of friends they earn a prize. The problem with this software is that you have two options: a) let a user enter random names and emails and they get the prize when they click submit or b) user enters name and emails, but those people he has referred also have to signup people in order for the first person to get the credit. Aragh. Also, there’s no affiliate area so a user cannot see how many people he has signed up. Rubbish.

Moving on to the next software called List Spawner. Now this did look the bees knees. It tracked referrals, gave users an affiliate link, they could see how many people they’ve signed up, and if they reach a magic number it automatically gave them access to the prize. The problem? The bloody script was encrypted so I couldn’t change any text or make any changes! Also, when the user reached the magic number, the script stopped tracking their referrals. Pathetic.

Now, I’m on to my 6th bit of software for a site that should be so easy to create it should be up and running within a week. The new software is called The List Virus and promised to do everything that I wanted. Except that after I signed up, it didn’t. Like everything else, it sort of gets to 80% or 90% of the way but then there is one important feature missing. In this case, for some reason they wanted complete control of your visitors. Although the user got a referral link, you couldn’t send a user to a download page for them to collect their free prizes. So close and yet so far.

So, where do I go from here. I’m looking at some freebie affiliate scripts that can track signups and then I’ll have to say to them, hey, email me when you get to a certain number and I’ll send you your download links.

How much does the final solution suck? From everything that I wanted and now I’m reduced to going with this.

The stupid thing is, what I want to do isn’t anything unusual. List Spawner“>The List Spawner and The List Virus“>The List Virus which are made for what me and others want to do should be able to handle this sort of thing.

This isn’t just a problem I have with this site, it’s a problem I have with so many sites. I just don’t know anyone that has created a site with a piece of ready made software and have it do precisely what they want. Every site I make only does something to 90% at the most of what I want it to do.

This is why I want to know, am I so different? Am I doing things differently to 99.99% of everyone else out there? Am I doing it all wrong? Why is there never any ready made software that works exactly the way I want it to.

OK, if you’ve read down to this bit you are either really bored or maybe you empathise with my problem. Either way, I’ll stop this rant and rave now. Just glad to get it off my chest!

 

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2 Stupid Adverts From Marketers That Just Don’t “Get It”

September 18th, 2007 No Comments »

There are plenty of awful adverts on TV, I’m sure people can reel off about a dozen ads that do their nut in too. I’ve got a couple of ads that really annoy me, not because they are bad ads (they are actually mildly amusing) but because the marketers that made the ads are so far off base and out of touch with the consumer market they might aswell be trying to sell AK-47’s to the Peace Corps.

I know that I’m playing into the hands of these marketers by showing these ads here, but I don’t care. I need to vent my fury at the stupidity of whoever made them.

The first ad is for an alco-pop called WKD. It’s the drink of teenage girls, and underage kids looking to get drunk on something that tastes ‘nice’.

So why then, given that these are the sorts of people that drink WKD, are they marketing the drink at young 20 something lads who drink beer lager and if they don’t drink lager they drink vodka red bull. It makes me mad. The worst part is, these ads appear when there’s a football match on because that’s when the majority of lads are watching football.

Dear Stupid Marketers…You have it all wrong! Redo your demographics, guys just do not drink alco-pops.

Here’s the first movie:

Yes, it is quite funny, but it would be far more effective if it was selling beer.

Wouldn’t you know it, but I’ve completely forgotten what the second advert was. I will try and remember and edit this post later on. Actually, next time I watch football the entirely inappropriate advert will probably come on. It might be some of those new age ‘moisturisers and skin care’ products for men from Nivea.

Do you have an ad that really annoys you because the product is aimed at completely the wrong person

 

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GoDaddy Update: I Am Not Alone!

July 25th, 2007 No Comments »

A few weeks ago I posted about how bad I though GoDaddy were and how bad the website interface was.

Well, I was doing a bit of reading the other day and it turns out that I’m not the only one who has issues with GoDaddy (we should probably all sign up to therapy and get a group discount). While the whole RegisterFly saga was unfolding, there was one site that everyone went to called RegisterFlies.com.

They were one of the first sites to break the (bad) news that GoDaddy was buying the RF customer database and transferring all the domains.

Anyway, I came across this post:

http://www.registerflies.com/myblog/godaddy-and-shady-transfer-policy.html

Which talks about GoDaddy’s shady transfer policy that is allegedly in blatant breach of ICANN’s policy (ICANN is the American based non-profit organisation that overseas and controls all .com domains - often referred to as ICANN’T due to their inability to take action).

Amongst some of the comments to the above article I came across some gems:

Here are some other reasons godaddy sucks.
1 they lie on there website and make you agree to not transfer your domain if you update your whois. This is just dishonest. Nothing in ICANN policy allows for this.

2, They have a reputation for shutting down sites based on uninvestigated complaints.
If someone complains that you are spamming with your domain they shut you down without any investigation. The burden is on you to prove you weren’t

3, They have a link in there whois to report false whois. Let me ask you; what qualifies any joe blow who looks up my domain in the whois to determine if the whois is false. This is asking for abuse. The type of abuse that led to the theft of familyalbum.com

By the way, and this is an aside. I found a domain I wanted the other day at godaddy that had false whois- bad email. Nothing can stop me from puttiing in a back order for it with godaddy and then reporting the false whois.
But I degress, let me go on.

4, Their control panel is the worst in Biz.

5 when You try to renew you have to deal with nonsense like having the renew auto set to 2 years and being upsold tons of junk on the long road to checkout.

6 [snip]

7. There is no grace period after your domain expires. The day it expires they will charge you a boatload of money to get it back. Reputalbe registrars dont pull this kind on nonsense. Why would anyone who knows anything about domains put up with this.

8 When you buy a domain at Godaddy or change your DNS to Godaddy, they steal your traffic for at least three days. That’s right folks you heard it hear first. They steal your traffic for at least three days. At any ohter registrar you can start using your domain right away. By the way this is grounds for a class action lawsuit and I am sure some clever attorney will get on it eventually.

The list goes on, but if your are stupid enough to use godaddy you probably already stopped reading

You can read the rest of the comments on GoDaddy on this page:

http://www.registerflies.com/myblog/godaddy-and-shady-transfer-policy.html

Many people seem to have issues with the frustrating checkout process that GoDaddy have where they attempt to upsell you every product and service they have, try to get you to buy other domain extensions, default the registration period for two years and so on. For seasoned webmasters and domainers this is just tedious and infuriating. Definitely at the very least I think they should have an option in the users profile to have a quick checkout option that bypasses all that crap.

I’ve also come across this site that gives various horror stories about GoDaddy:

http://www.nodaddy.com

 

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The Problems With GoDaddy: Part 2

June 28th, 2007 1 Comment »

This is a continuation of the post I made on 26th June which you can read about here. I’m carrying on by explaining what I think is wrong with the GoDaddy website, interface and ordering process.

Messy & Confused Website

In an attempt to offer every internet service under the sun, the GoDaddy website is mishmash of information. Assume you want to purchase a domain name. You assume they are all $8.95 or lower because that’s what the pretty image above the search box says. You notice some * marks above the prices which usually means there are some terms and conditions involved. After searching on the page you find that the * mark could mean that the domain costs $0.99 or $6.99 or maybe $5.99. It could even mean that there is a $0.22 ICANN fee added to the final cost. Who knows?!

So you type in the domain you want (and maybe get a little confused by the plethora of domain extentions that are available) and choose the .tv extension because your site will be about a TV show.

(more…)

 

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